“Your personal perfect Mystery Date can be found easily by ruffling through the well-worn pages of your Grib and taking finger stabs at the pictures (eyes closed now). Your perfect date will always be the tenth finger stab—or eleventh, or sixth…If your choice ends up to be an inappropriate faculty member, please try again.”
Julie Pinomaki ’86, Gustavian Weekly, September 6, 1984
This is hilarious! Thank you!
Is there an appropriate faculty member?